Whether you're savouring the sunset on your patio, hosting a rooftop soirée, or simply dreaming of a sun-kissed Italian vacation, your personalised Aperol Spritz logo glass will induce some serious cocktail envy. Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands. The Penis Mug is made from the finest china and is as sturdy as any other cup in your cupboard, it’s very hard!

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The reason I think it’s that one or one like it, the Caneca das Caldas, is because this design was nominated for the “7 Wonders of Popular Culture” contest of 2020 in Portugal. I will say, I havent put it in the dishwasher yet but thats because I use it so much I just rinse it out. As you can see in the photo linked above, one variation of the penis cup has the penis inside the cup.They each hold 340ml of your favourite vino, and once the party's over, just pop off the stems, clip them neatly inside the glasses and slip them into the handy waterproof travel case. The king apparently asked a local potter for something utilitarian and funny so he could humor his friends. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload.

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Just remember, it's all in good fun, and it's sure to be a conversation starter at the office or a hilarious addition to your morning routine. It comes with a smart LED display to let you know when your drink has reached the perfect temperature, an in-built battery and an auto-sleep function that intelligently senses when it’s time to turn off. It’s the perfect way to ward off any unwelcome conversation while you take time to accept that today is here and you’ve got sh*t to do.

Either way, you’ll be treating yourself to a perfectly steeped cuppa for once, instead of making do with a quick bash around with a spoon after letting the tea infuse for a paltry half minute. Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead. Made by Humans All of our products are designed and hand-printed by actual human people, right here in the USA.

The Penis Cup – A Traditional Mug of Caldas da Rainha The Penis Cup – A Traditional Mug of Caldas da Rainha

The smart mug lets you set the desired temperature of your hot drink using the app, then keeps it at that temperature wirelessly for 1. Whether you’ve got kids, a busy job, or let’s be honest, are just trying to get through the day without having a nervous breakdown, the Ember Cup gives you one less thing to remember. The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc. Just concoct your favourite hot drink in your mini cauldron and the hot water will see it change into a bubbling brew of toil and trouble. Whether you're looking to impress at a picnic, enjoy a sophisticated tipple at Glasto, or drown a sorrow or two on the morning commute, it's never been easier with these perfectly portable wine glasses.Simply decant a measure of your favourite loose leaf tea inside the sweet little fish-shaped strainer, add your water and you're ready to go! Point is, anyone who drinks from this mug (much like anyone who uses a public bathroom with a glory hole) is about to get surprised by a penis appearing out of the blue. Wine Glasses 2 Go That's it, we've had enough of those flimsy plastic wine glasses from the supermarket.

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From the proud and majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle and maybe even a blush.Not having been to Portugal yet, I would guess that they can be found all over the country but especially in Caldas da Rainha. As for other phallic-satirical ceramics, people can find penis ashtrays, various styles of penis cups, mugs with women’s bosoms, and so on. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking! I’m only giving links to the photos I found so as not to offend anyone who doesn’t want to see the photos.