Transport for London (TfL) said that the scheme was proving “highly effective”, and that more than 95% of vehicles were now compliant – including more than 96% of cars and 86% of vans in the outer London boroughs, compared with 85% in May 2022 when the expansion plan was announced. Easy. When they lie down and wallow in the mud." The farmer hung up and came to the conclusion that artificial insemination must mean that he has to impregnate those pigs himself. Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm. You must take reasonable precautions to reduce the risk of pollution when you apply manure or fertiliser.

The TfL director of strategy and policy, Christina Calderato, said the figures showed that the Ulez was “highly effective in taking the oldest, most polluting vehicles off the roads”. Why shouldn't you tell any secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears! A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet. At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. Why doesn't a farmer talk about jokes in front of a cow? Because the cow has herd them all. Farm Animal Jokes

A series of recorded telephone conversations form the heart of the 12-minute film, funded by Film London and made with Pulse Films and production company Fee Fie Foe. What would you get after crossing a moody sheep with an angry cow? An animal with a very baaaaa-d mooooo-d. Here is a list of funny old farmer jokes and even better old farmer puns that will make you laugh with friends. A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes. Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food. An old grape farmer There was once an old grape farmer who had went through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried, all he could've said was "Everything happens for a rasin"

This guide relates to The Reduction and Prevention of Agricultural Diffuse Pollution (England) Regulations 2018 which came into force on 2 April 2018. Get advice

You must take reasonable precautions to prevent soil loss caused by horticultural and farming activities. Soil loss can lead to erosion and allow pollutants to get into watercourses. Did you hear about the farmer whose wife left him for a traveling tractor salesman? She wrote him a John Deere letter. If there’s already pollution or a high risk of pollution, the Environment Agency may take enforcement action. This may include prosecution.for poaching on a stretch of land (at least 2m wide and 20m long) next to an inland freshwater or coastal water A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. You must take reasonable precautions to reduce the risk of pollution when you carry out activities such as: There’s an exception for land you manage for breeding wader birds or as a species-rich semi-natural grassland.