Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate

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This calculator looks delicious. It’s solar powered, chocolate scented and is wrapped like chocolate. It measures 4.5″ x 2.5″. Imagine if you really could eat it and still crunch numbers. Now that would be amazing. The ‘instant regret’ part of this devilishly spicy candy bar has nothing to do with the calories and everything to do with the 6.4 million Scoville chilli that are mixed in with the chocolate. Just in case you’re not hip with all the Scoville lingo, it might be easier to imagine eating the sun. Yeah! It’s that hot. Possibly hotter.

The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit.The World’s Hottest Chocolate Bar weighs four grams and contains 35 calories. The small piece of milk chocolate is mixed with a special chili extract that has a Scoville rating of nine million. For comparison’s sake, the current world record for hottest chili pepper is “merely” rated at 2.2 million. DO NOT Consume if you have a history of heart problems, chilli terror or any other concerns about spicy food. Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).

Sinfully delicious, this amaretto flavour coffee has a subtle bitterness with notes of vanilla, almonds and sweet candied cherry. Sweet and mild with a hint of bitterness. CAUTION: Chocolate contains extreme quantities of chilli and is not suitable for children, pets or the elderly. What do kids love the most? Chocolate and playing games, that’s what. The Chocolate Snakes and Ladders is the perfect combination of both. It’s also much easier to wager the chocolate board off than having to cough up some cash to give to whoever wins the game.Smooth and smoky sophistication in a coffee cup. All of the rich, oaky character of a cask-aged whisky, perfectly balanced with mellow notes of vanilla and dark forest fruits. Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, 6.4 million SHU chilli extract, emulsifier (soya lecithin), flavouring (natural vanilla).