Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

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Just a little Goth humor, some lines are excellent, some are lame, and I know very few members are going to understand them, but the hell, Im posting them :) : Your da watches James Bond in the bath and calls himself bubble 07' - Craig Brittles Read More Related Articles Did you hear about the gothic fashion designer? They always create garments that are perfectly suited to your “ghoul”ish style. Gothic Out of Style: Graveyard Shifts in Clichés (Puns on Cliches) Why did the gothic poet always write in rhymes? Because he wanted his words to “resonate” through your bones. This is one of the many variants of the Rome meme doing the rounds, but I like the smart-assedness of it, neatly taking on hipster culture and Gothism in one swoop.

Why did the gothic architect always design dark, eerie buildings? Because they wanted to create a “stately” haunted home.The sight of the full moon always gives me chills,” Tom said eerily. Eerie Laughs: Cryptic Wordplay (Gothic Oxymoronic Puns)

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READ MORE: Tesco, Morrisons and Sainsbury's issue urgent product recalls for soup, pet food and more I met a gothic storyteller recently, and she said her tales have a “ghost” of a chance to leave you sleeping with the lights on. Bauhaus, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Cure, Joy Division, the Sisters of Mercy, the Birthday Party, Cocteau Twins, Southern Death Cult (aka The Cult), Specimen, Flesh For Lulu, Sex Gang Children, UK Decay, Virgin Prunes, Killing Joke, Play Dead, Alien Sex Fiend, the March Violets, Xmal Deutschland, the Mission, Fields of Nephilim, the Claytown Troupe, Gene Loves Jezebel and many more, while The Damned played up their gothic elements with their 1985 album Phantasmagoria. Gothic Weddings: For those who dare to be different, gothic weddings are a fantastic way to celebrate love with a dark and romantic twist. Goth #1: I'm so Goth I got a tattoo of Celtic knot work starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

The witch tried to have a garden, but she couldn’t make the mandrakes grow because they always had root canal issues. What did the goth teenager say when their parents didn’t let them go to the graveyard? “You are so uncryptic!” I went to the cemetery to visit my favorite writer’s grave, but I guess he was just a ghost writer after all. I asked the gothic hairdresser for a trim, and she said, “Sure, I’ll give you a slightly edgy, but perfectly balanced haircut.”How did the gothic hairstylist create the perfect hairstyle? With a cemetery brush and a tomb comb! Short goth puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goth humour may include short gangsta jokes also. Frank N. Stein’s Repair Shop (Frank N. Stein’s is a play on “Frankenstein,” a classic gothic novel) The gothic pharmacist created a potion that could both heal and haunt – a perfect mix of the medicinal and the macabre. Goth humor, with its morbid charm and clever wordplay, shines a light on the intriguing world of goth culture. Through these jokes, we discover the goths’ affinity for shadows, their preference for the melancholic, and their unique perspective on life.

Receive newsletters with the latest news, sport and what's on updates from the Liverpool ECHO by signing up hereJonathan Sinister’s Antiques (Jonathan Sinister is a play on “Jonathan Harker,” a character from “Dracula”) Why did the gothic gardener only plant gloomy flowers? Because he wanted to create a space that was simultaneously hauntingly beautiful and colorfully morose. Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.