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Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

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We believe the Edible Anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class, in an amusing and easily digestible way. Not only are you buying a great present, but you’ll be changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time. We’ve all got one and they are all different! The beauty of a prostate orgasm is that it doesn't involve an ejaculation because of the way the nervous system is wired."

Vlok-Barnard M, Stein DJ. Trypophobia: an investigation of clinical features. Revista Brasileira De Psiquiatria (Sao Paulo, Brazil: 1999). 2017;39(4):337-341. doi:10.1590/1516-4446-2016-2079 Let's be honest, we've got long af sex lives to live, so why not spice things up a little and try something new. Also for guys or people with prostates it can apparently be one of the best orgasms of your life, all thanks to a lil' nugget of gold called the prostate aka p-spot. You can try just gently stroking it with one finger in that very classic come hither motion, you can try circling with your fingers drawing little circles around it. Chocolatier 2: Willy, uh, I don't know. I mean, do you not think maybe a hunk of chocolate shaped like a butthole would maybe make people not want to eat it?Several years ago, Willy Wonka sat down with the UK's most distinguished chocolatiers to lay down the next big release in artisan chocolate. He tried many of their stunning and revolutionary manipulations of the finest Belgian exports, and felt rejuvenated by the abundance of creativity and potential. However, none of their singular confectionery creations quite hit the mark on its own. Here is the story of how Edible Anus Chocolates were born. While hemorrhoids are often painless, some can bleed or make it hard to clean stool. Unless they’re very large, hemorrhoids are usually more an inconvenience than severe problem. Cameron - I was talking to my partner and she said 'are you interested in doing that kind of thing?' And I thought 'oh yeah give it a go'. We jumped in the shower, and she was nice enough to give me a blowjob with a finger in the bum. And I think it probably ended up better for her because it didn't last as long. We aren’t necessarily condoning anal douching, but if you’re going to do it, there are some guidelines you can follow to do it safely: Materials you’ll need If you have no idea what a prostate is, or you've only heard it referenced with cancer and not pleasure, GP Dr Michael Mrozinski (aka Dr_Michael_Says on TikTok) says it's a gland the size of a ping pong ball which sits right underneath a man's bladder.

Another reason why people might be embarrassed is because they're worried that it's going to hurt them that there's gonna be some pain and some discomfort."If you're with someone who has a prostate, and have no idea what you're looking for - Cam says it's about an inch and a half in - towards the belly button. If you notice tenderness or even pain after a stool that was hard to pass, the cause may be an anal fissure. Anal fissures are tears in the anal canal, usually due to hard, dry stool passing through. Treatments include adding fiber and water to your diet so your stool is easier to pass and your skin can heal.

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