The Best Ever Book of Manchester City Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Did you know a man gets run over by a car in New York City every five minutes? Whoa, he should really get out of the road!

Hamilton is banned from heading to the casinos ahead of the Las Vegas Grand Prix... with Mercedes boss Wolff urging his team to stay focused Harry Kane reveals the best defender he's ever faced, the Germany star he wished played for England and why Eric Dier is the worst team-mate to sit by on a flight The Glazers’ fury at Qataris' ‘former glories’ dig, Chelsea's huge sale resetting expectations and forcing rivals Liverpool to be taken off the market... The inside story of the Manchester United takeover Former Wimbledon finalist David Nalbandian 'confesses to filming his model ex-girlfriend when she was naked with secret camera at their flat'

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Arsenal legend Freddie Ljungberg reveals the ONE weakness he thinks Arsene Wenger's Invincibles had as he admits Champions League regret Former Man United transfer flop looks unrecognisable... 24 years on from producing one of the Premier League's biggest howlers The Turkey international, who has helped his country qualify for Euro 2024, is yet to make his United bow after signing from Fenerbahce this summer. He will be needed if Andre Onana decides to represent Cameroon in January’s Africa Cup of Nations, as expected.

Tommy Fury's win against KSI corrected to a UNANIMOUS DECISION as one judges' scorecard had been added up incorrectly... with revelation adding to Youtuber's anguish after he labelled result a 'robbery' SPORTS AGENDA: Daniel Sturridge set to return as Sky Sports pundit despite LA arrest warrant... while Scott Quinnell irks attendees at England House ahead of World Cup quarter-finals TRANSFER GOSSIP COLUMN: Arsenal target Aston Villa star Douglas Luiz as replacement for Thomas Partey in January... and Ange Postecoglou could be reunited with one of his former Celtic signingsGavi is embraced by his Barcelona team-mates and coaches as the midfielder visits their training ground for the first time since season-ending injury Short man city puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The man city humour may include short man united jokes also.