Cheatwell Games 50 Shades of Shit

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Each card has been ranked on our Misery Index. The Misery Index is our ranking system that runs from 1 to 100.

You may be wondering: how did we rank the cards? Well, we didn't. We asked a panel of serious, highly qualified grown-ups to do it for us. Our panel includes marriage counselors, therapists, career counselors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 YEARS of clinical psychiatric experience. Trust us-they know their stuff.They don’t have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible). Instead, all they have to do is guess its proper place within the index. The same player who was man enough to deal the cards gets to go first. When it's your turn, the player to your right draws a card from the draw pile. S/he reads the horrible situation aloud but doesn't reveal the misery index number. Are you tired of playing Go Fish with your pets and losing? How about those weekly calls with Mom reminding you to pull out your sewing machines and make your own mask? Well, we have the thing for you. Pepper spray in eyes has a Misery Rating of 26, so the answer is: B: between disastrous haircut and root canal As additional cards are won, the gaps between the cards in your LANE OF PAIN narrow and the game becomes more challenging.

As you'll see, some of the situations on the cards are pretty minor (like a bee sting), and some of them are more problematic (like getting fired). When considering a bad situation, you should assume the worst possible, yet still plausible, scenario. To win the card, you don't have to guess the exact index number (which would be, like, impossible).

If a card says "Phone falls in toilet", don't assume that you fished it out, did the whole rice thing, and miraculously it still works. No. Your phone is ruined, all your data is lost, and you don't have insurance. Way to go. Inside this travel side box, it comes with 200 hilariously illustrated Shitty Situations cards and instructions. If you are too lazy to read the instructions, then watch this video below or otherwise read on: https://youtu.be/XJApmQ7XDAU If you guessed correctly, you win the card. It remains, face up, in your lane of pain and your turn is then over.