However way you look at it, jokes and puns are good for you. And that makes skeleton jokes and puns all the more awesome! Funny Skeleton Jokes And Puns For All Ages Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability.

At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. Skeletons have a funny way of celebrating their favorite holidays. They just eat, drink and be very scary!” You always want to ensure you’re armed with a joke or two or more for whenever the mood strikes and you’re talking to someone and want to lighten things up. Well, bone up on our collection of even more skeleton jokes and laugh away! Once, two skeletons had an animated conversation. When one started stretching the truth of the story, the other said, ‘Is that a little fib-ula?'”

Best Skeleton Puns

Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Are you just about ready to start the pun fun? We’ve got just what you need to start the punny party! Puns are great because they are a play for words. Word nerds will lap these up! One thing’s for sure: They’re not for numskulls! The skeleton saw a man constantly following him for a couple of days. So he went up to that man and asked if he was spine on him.”

Abby Cadaver,a silly skeleton named Abby Cadabby, a beloved character from the American TV series, 'Sesame Street.' There is a special train service to deliver the mail of all skeletons. It is called the bony express.”Woody Harrowson, funny skeleton name for the zombie killing, hypnotist skeleton on Halloween. Famous Fictional Skeleton Names Who knew bones could be so punny? Skeletons are a minefield for great, mind-bending, LOL-inducing puns. And they’re very addictive too, am I right? So if you are bones-ing for more bone puns, may we present to you another serving of humerus-ly funny skeleton puns.

Pop one of these into your conversation, and everyone’s funny bones will thank you! Trust us — these jokes are bound to keep the laughs coming in. Have a fun time with these skeleton jokes that will entertain the young and old alike!

Did you know that our bodies consist of about 270 bones when born? And that by the time we are adults, that number goes down from roughly 270 to just around 206? If you’re wondering why this happens, it’s because some of our bones fuse as we age. Isn’t that just fascinating? Halloween-themed baby names can be spooky, cute, or have a mysterious vibe. Here’s a list of Halloween-inspired names for boys and girls: Upon producing very good results at work, the efficient skeleton was given a bone-us by his manager.”

Forrest Grimp, a wordplay on the name Forrest Gump, a character from the cult movie by the same name, 'Forrest Gump'. Skeletons have an amazing trait of not losing their calm under tense moments because no one gets under their skin!” Names inspired by bones and skeletons often have a unique and intriguing quality. Here are some names that evoke the skeletal theme:If you wish to name your skeleton after a famous personality, here's a list of funny skeleton names for you from the world of fiction, with a tad touch of pun. Some are even silly skeleton names; make no bones about it.