Swifty: The Super-fast Parrot

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Swifty King gets lonesome, so he invited his pal Kyle Faust into the “advice” business. It turns out that Kyle fits well because they are both a little nuts. Some modifications and many additions by Harold Reynolds ===} A Entries 1. "I'm wearing my wedding ring," said Tom with abandon. I didn't have much of a feeling for the James Bond movie I watched during an earthquake," said Tom, shaken but not stirred. OK Oops, I think I might have a piece of coal in my shorts," said Tom stochastically. (Think about it. It's really funny!)

The French expression for 'There's a green worm in my glass' is 'Il y a un ver vert dans mon verre'," said Tom reverently. I never go into saloons," said Tom dryly. "I've seen too many of my friends enter them optimistically and leave them mistyoptically." But this isn't a book of facts per se. Award-winning author Stephanie Owen Reeder takes us on a journey through the eyes of Swifty the parrot in a delightful narrative story about her life.

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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her," said Agatha Christie virtuosically. I think I've lost my leg, sir," reported Uxbridge lamely. "By God, so you have!" replied Wellington generally. Our aim has always been to create a solution that works in any pub, and at any scale. By building flexibility into our offering, outlets can choose whether to have Swifty integrated into their EPOS system, or opt for a non-integrated solution without any loss of functionality. Consumers can also access Swifty via an app or a web based solution. Finally, we’ve made Swifty available at three tiers and price points, so outlets can make the best choice for them: Swifty Lite, Swifty Premium and Swifty Plus. You can find out more about each tier here.

Don't worry, I'll take full responsibility for providing the prisoner with getaway footwear," said Tom consolingly. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee," said Tom very attentively. A reporter asked Winston Churchill, "What do you think of the prediction that by the year 2000, women will rule the world?" "Hmmm, they still will, eh?" replied Churchill misdirectedly. Swifty Global recently received its United Kingdom (UK) and Curacao gambling licenses and has been in final preparations for the launch of its Unique Sports Predictions app in the UK. The launch will take place once Swifty receives its GLI certificate, which certifies that its software meets UK and International Gambling standards. The company expects to receive this certification in the coming weeks. Once Swifty launches its sports predictions app in the UK, it will continue its roll out globally as the relevant licenses are obtained in each country or region/state.

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I know what to do with stale cake," said Tom triflingly. (Or: "I'm testing this boomerang," said Tom triflingly.)

Ah, what could be better than sitting by my miniature lake and listening to the wind blow through the tree leaves?" asked Tom ponderously. There are no more I/O operations to do today," Tom disclosed. (Or: "This slipped object is hard to find," the surgeon disclosed.) Swifty’s beautiful but disapproving wife Kim also gains from the relationship and ultimately finds her life in the hands of “the man” and his influence. As she faces a life-threatening disease, it is Artie and his influence that hold out the only hope for her survival. Mr. and Mrs. Roy Bongartz developed Croakers, a variant of Tom Swifties in which a verb rather than an adverb provides the pun:

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Oh, stop talking about the Dreyfus case. Don't you like the colour of my eyes?" asked Esther hazily. All the while, the guys have to deal with the business, which includes bailing out a movie producer and finding an answer to the kidnapping of his wife. It is an almost insurmountable challenge that takes these characters halfway around the world and nearly costs Swifty his life! Along the way, Swifty bonds with a former target, and Kyle finds a new love. It is harrowing, dangerous, and sometimes fun but never dull. Swifty confirms that its acquisition of Goldchip Limited is being funded partly in Cash, Restricted Shares and Vendor Finance. A prostitute says 'Aren't you finished yet?', a nymphomaniac says 'Is that all?', and a wife says 'Beige... we should definitely paint the ceiling beige'," was Tom's off-colour joke. The number of people not attending class today really bothers me," said the professor absent-mindedly.

Forward march! Eins, zwei, drei, funf, eins, zwei, drei, funf!" said the German commander fearlessly. I'm going to sue my real estate agent for not warning me the prairies were so flat," said Tom plaintively. The British royal motto is Honi soit qui, qui -- no, it's Dieu et mon, er -- oh, I forget," said Tom maladroitly. This is a fictional tale full of interesting facts aimed at 6- to 9-year-olds. [...] This book touches on migration and what to do with an injured bird, as well as the factors contributing to the Swift Parrot being critically endangered - predation, by sugar gliders and cats, and habitat loss."There are only around 750 swift parrots left in the wild. These precious parrots are endangered. This makes Swifty an invaluable book. It is time to bring the swift parrots into the orbit of children’s lives. It is time for adults to recognise we must protect them. Swifty does this. Eating uranium can cause atomic ache," said Tom with a high-pitched voice. (Uranium is found in pitchblende, for those of you who find the antecedent a little obscure.) I know you won't take my advice, Mr Van Gogh, but after cutting your ear off, I think you should go to jail," said Tom unconvincingly; "-- or perhaps sign yourself in to a home," he added noncommittally. I dislike arguments because I hurt my hand banging my fist on the table," complained Tom meta-carpally.