The Best Ever Book of Spurs Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Man United 'legends' reunite for a game in Dubai with some looking unrecognisable (and some you might not recognise anyway!) Cristiano Ronaldo and Bernardo Silva are left less than impressed by Bruno Fernandes' half-time tactics talk for Portugal... as duo offer HILARIOUS reaction I don't feel like I am working every day, I feel like I am living a dream that was founded by other people's sacrifice, particularly my parents."

Gary Neville claims Everton's 'trust and faith' in a 'lawless' Premier League has 'gone COMPLETELY' as he speaks about 10-point deduction

REVEALED: Pep Guardiola crowned football's most influential manager above Jurgen Klopp ahead of Man City's match against Liverpool Ad Feature Raul Jimenez, Artem Dovbyk and Matheus Cunha all to score BOOSTED to 33/1 with Sky Bet - as Fulham face... Ally Pally turns green! New World Darts Championship sponsor Paddy Power to unveil striking new look dartboard for this year's tournament - with the treble 20 bed to change from traditional red One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heaven's waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question.

Arsene Wenger was to meet his new girlfriend outside the Cinema at 7pm, at 9pm she had still not arrived, so he went home furious.One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" Not really knowing what a Tottenham Hotspur supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. Tottenham have their own customized version of the phrase “to bottle.” To ‘Spurs’ a game or have something ‘Spursed’ is equivalent to ‘bottling’ something. Be it the home match against Leicester City in the season 2015/16 or the away match in Europa League R16 at Zagreb in the season 2020/21, Spurs find a way to cheer their rival fans. German bikini bodybuilding champion reveals she must gain 10 KGS before the next champs in Las Vegas Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Tottenham Hotspur Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Van de Ven and Maddison are very near the top of the list of players Postecoglou could not afford to lose. The Dutchman's injury looked serious while Spurs will hope Maddison is not sidelined for too long. Chelsea have now won three of their last five Premier League games SIYA KOLISI opens up on suffering childhood hunger and violence in moving first interview since clinching World Cup glory Jamie Vardy PUNCHES HIMSELF in the face in frustration after missing a sitter in Leicester's game with Watford... before the striker redeems himself I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she said ... So I bought her a Tottenham shirtOur coverage of Tottenham Hotspur is bigger and better than ever before - here's everything you need to know to make sure you never miss a moment England crash out of Under-17 World Cup to Uzbekistan - ranked just 73rd in the world... and Young Lions lose their heads when minnows' boss boots ball away