Mother superior adjusts her glasses in disbelief at what she is seeing. “My goodness for such special guests please ask anything you wish” A few minutes later the hippie wants to get out too and right as he wants to leave the bus, the bus driver yells “hey you, hippie, come over here. What did the Warrior Nun say when asked about her secret to strength? ‘It’s all about that inner ‘soul’ power!’ So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by... The first nun has a s**..., the second nun has a s**..., but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him.

Nope, that wasn’t it either,” cried the Sister, anguished, “because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!” Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

fine…” The angered Leprechaun says, “There wouldn’t happen to be the slightest chance that there would be a Leprechaun Nun anywhere in this world?” Why don’t nuns go on beach vacations? They don’t want to habit-ually expose themselves to temptation. Two high ranked army-officers walk up and ask the nun: “have you, by any coincidence, seen a soldier?” What did the nun say when she entered the sandwich shop? Holy Goat-cheese! Holy Jokes: One-Liner Pun Fun with Nuns The werewolf tried to start a hair salon, but he couldn’t find anyone willing to dye for a haircut.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired and the nun didn’t want to get involved. The cop answers, “Oh, Sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you are on!”

What did the mischievous nun say during a game of Scrabble? “I’ll spell words that will leave you praying for mercy!” The Imam says that his is the true faith. The Buddhist maintains Zen is key, while the Priest of course argues that Jesus is the way. The werewolf became a therapist specializing in anger management. He said he could help you “get a grip”.

The rabbi goes: "Man, you've put on some weight since last time!" Priest: "Yeah I know, it is a new technique I came up with. You go to a restaurant, eat as much as you can. When the bill comes, you tell them you already paid for it." The zombie went to the buffet, but they told him he could only have the main course. He shouted, “But I just want a little bite!” The ghost detective unraveled the mystery by following the clues – he just couldn’t resist a good “spook-case.” Pun-derful Scares (Puns in Horror Movie Idioms) nuns are flashed by a pervert in a trench coat 2 of them had a s**.... The other one didn't want to touch it. Two Irish nuns were visiting Scotland for the first time when they saw a burly Scot wearing a traditional kilt. One nun whispered to the other, “Do ye suppose it’s true what they say? That they dinna wear anything underneath their kilts?”

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The second nun said “that’s great! The carrots are doing great too, they’re this big” and showed them how big it is with her hands. Nun joke Two nuns were bicycling down an old dirt road on the countryside. One nun says, "I've never come this way before." The other replies, "It's the cobblestones." The next week, Thanksgiving rolls around and the parents have the neighbors over to eat Turkey with them. The neighbor after a while can't help but remark "I know it's not my place, but your son is very unruly." Why did the werewolf join the basketball team? Because he heard he should always be on the “howl” for a rebound! Feeling out of options, the parents do enroll the son in Catholic School, and that same day he comes home from school the model son they always wished he was.

Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Three nuns are sitting on a bench when a f**... revealed himself to them. The first nun had a s**..., the second nun had a s**..., and the third nun couldn't reach. She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Two Irish nuns are on a boat to the US, when the first nun says, “You know, I’ve heard they eat dogs in America.”A man was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup. Sarah was now really anxious to know why everybody she meets keeps saying that when she feels so great, and so she decides to go and see mother superior, who was in her office. She enters and asks mother superior, "Holy mother, everybody keeps telling me that I got off on the wrong side of the bed, but I feel great!" The angel infront of the gate asked the first nun “have you held a phallus” and the nun said “accidentally I touched the tip once” and the angel said “wash your finger tips in that basin of holy water and your sins would be cleared”, the angel asked the 2nd nun the same question and the 2nd nun said “I once held one in my palm for a brief second” and the angel said “wash your palm in that basin of holywater and your sins will be cleared, the 4th nun came in rushing before the 3rd nun and the angel said “calm down sister there is no need to rush ” and the nun said “I am not washing my mouth with that water after the 3rd sister washes her ass with it” My friend and I were playing chess. Then, he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So, we stopped playing chess. So a man walks into confession and says “Forgive me father, for I have sinned”. The priest says “What have you done, my son?”