Mouse Jokes!: Funny Mouse Jokes for Kids (Funny Jokes for Kids)

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Ever heard a funny conversation about a mouse? Here are a few interesting puns and jokes about mice that you can enjoy and get a squeak out of. What do you get when you cross a mouse with an octopus? A mouse that can handle eight times the cheese!

Mice are probably the only creatures that freak us out, despite these small furry mice actually being adorable. A cat and a mouse are a match made in heaven, NOT! Here is a list of cat and mouse jokes, mouse trap jokes, and other funny mouse jokes that will chase your stress away. You will surely find a mouse joke here that you will like! Once, a mouse auditioned for a singing competition. It performed so well that the judges exclaimed, “That was un-mouse-ual! You’re destined to be a superstar!”Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Sponsorship & Advertising Policy Even if most people freeze at the very sight of mice and rats, many keep mice as pets. Mice have been both pests and pets in the human world, taking us in a long cat and mouse chase about what to consider them as.

A lady went to the USA and stayed at a hotel with a rodent problem. She tried to call the front desk but she didn’t know how to say mouse in English. How did the pelican become friends with the mouse? They bonded over their love for seafood and cheese! Three mice decided to have a race to see who was the fastest. They named it the “Cheese Chase.” The winner’s prize? A big chunk of Swiss cheese! How can you make a drowning mouse recover after saving him? By using the mouse to mouse resuscitation.What did the dad mouse say to his kid when it was scared of the dark?“Don’t worry, I’m here to keep things squeak-y clean!”