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All cards are posted with a bright coloured envelope to match the design and both will arrive inside a brown kraft envelope so you can check your card before giving it to a loved one! Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions. The 103 third parties who use cookies on this service do so for their purposes of displaying and measuring personalized ads, generating audience insights, and developing and improving products.I avoid plastic like the plague when it comes to postage so it's tissue paper and recycled brown paper for packaging all the way although I am partial to a sticker. I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. J.DUNCAN’S AUTHOR PAGE This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor.

If our greeting cards don’t have you pissing yourself from laughter, then we haven’t done our job right. Fill in the book with whatever you feel is appropriate: pictures; best wishes from you and all of the birthday boy’s/girl’s friends; finger paintings; whatever! Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. Founded in 2023, we're two guys from Melbourne who couldn't resist spreading our unapologetic, sarcastic humour all over Australia.Second class post usually takes two to three working days to be delivered so if you need it quicker, let me know and I'll see what I can do. Whether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day. CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER BOOKS IN THE “BETTER THAN A CARD” SERIES This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor. uk all our cards are printed on a state of the art press and professionally machine scored to the highest standard. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive.