As I said, this book is good for some chuckles as long as you don’t think too hard about the fact that someone, somewhere is using the same or similar arguments to support their beliefs. Over 40 percent of firearm accidents involving cats are caused by improperly trained felines attempting to shoot birds out of trees: accidents that lead to the wounding or death of tens of thousands of humans and cats every single year. the internet one is pretty straightforward - warnings against cybercriminals and identity theft, online gaming, driving while texting, pornography, cyberbullying by one of the evil, traitorous birds who spy on America for their European overlords…. An oft-neglected aspect of gun safety is knowing how to wield your firearm against your enemy in an appropriate fashion.

No, the danger is that these games frequently have strong elements of fantasy and magic, which are used to indoctrinate innocent cats to the teachings of Satanism! Every day that you hesitate in talking to your cat about gun safety you are putting yourself, your loved ones, and your cat at risk. Our great nation has been gravely weakened from eight years under the reign of an Islamo-socialist führer who seeks to poison us with chemtrails.Auburn has written a masterpiece - this book has been incredibly enlightening and has shown me how sinful my cat was - he was clearly part of a Satanic cult who did not abstain enough, and shot his gun to the sky, not to the ground, when warning the dogs. However, there is a simple explanation for this that is completely compatible with both the story of creation and Noah's flood.

All the guns in the world won’t do your cat a lick of good if he doesn’t have the ammewnition to back them up. Im not sure if that speaks to the quality of the writing or if its more indicative of the lackadaisical nature of my cat in particular, or the short attention span of the post millenium cat generation.

And if your kitty needs any further proof, this explains why cats today have such an affinity for climbing trees! After a successful campaign for cat gun safety, the American Association of Patriots are back; this time working to dispel the myth of evolution.

It’s a fun joke gift (which is how I got it) that you can use either to amuse your liberal friends or piss of your conservative friends. although the idea of kitty hell being a fiery waste where they will be tormented by barking dogs, bottomless squirt bottles, and pieces of tape stuck to the pads of their feet was worth a giggle. This is pretty much a one-joke book, the joke being that we can make minor changes to extreme conservative values and apply them to something completely silly like talking to your cat about the dangers of catnip. It also talks about the dangers of adopting from that hotbed of leftist propaganda, the Humane Society; a cat from there will likely try to corrupt your other cats with evolutionist lies.I enjoyed the humor for the first few chapters, but by the end, I was mostly skimming, trying to get through it. Citizens who cannot handle a gun safely are as irresponsible and useless as citizens who do not own a gun at all. Meanwhile, the climate machines of the Illuminati, operating out of a massive underground complex beneath the Denver airport, have set our planet on course toward irrevocable ruin. after reading this book I have talked to my cat about gun safety and can now be sure that no matter what threat he comes across he will always be well and prepared to safely discharge any kind of firearm. Unfortunately, it did not cover important topics such as Internet stalkers, social media bullying, or nude selfies.

Finance is provided by PayPal Credit (a trading name of PayPal UK Ltd, Whittaker House, Whittaker Avenue, Richmond-Upon-Thames, Surrey, United Kingdom, TW9 1EH). Librarians and teachers have praised the book series for finally getting cats interested in reading … but at what cost? Wicca is merely watered-down Satanism, luring foolish young women with liberal arts degrees into lesbian covens where they worship a goddess and their menses…Overwhelmingly, Wiccans are angry, lonely feminist spinsters, and therefore likely to own lots of cats - cats they indoctrinate with their heathen propurrganda. A cat's biggest worries used to be mean dogs or a bath - modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, and countless other threats to their nine lives.The satire is a little too close to the actual thing its sending up, and it made me a bit uncomfortable at times.