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Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth." I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Johnny explains: "Miss, Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?.... and I shut up and kept very still. Then my dad and my mum started moving {you know} at the same time. Mum was breathing heavy and k**... her legs all over the place..... A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a tree. “Don’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man says, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.” What makes a joke a dad joke? Well, when a dad becomes a dad, his sense of humor becomes ap parent too. Before he knows it, he’s dropping pun-laden one-liners left and right just like his dad did, and his dad’s dad did, and he may even inherit some mom jokes too. (Is your grandmother funny? That’s usually the biggest tell.)

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A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. My father expired when we were not able to remember his blood type. While dying, he insisted us to “be positive” although it is quite hard for us to be without him.

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I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally. They’re guaranteed to make you laugh: Let’s face it, some jokes are just funnier than others. And when it comes to dead dad jokes, you can be sure that they’re always funny. After all, they’re based on something that we always find amusing: death.

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this They can help you bond with other people: Sharing a sense of humor is one of the best ways to bond with someone. If you can make someone laugh, you’ve created a special connection. And what better way to connect with other people than by sharing your love of dead dad jokes? I accidentally played dad instead of dead when I ran into a bear Now he can ride a bike and has been through college.