But there was something wrong with the spanking machine. It was spanking people too much. It seemed every person who came along got spanked more and more. Little Johnny, who was only nine years old and had only done one bad thing in his life, got spanked a whopping fifteen times! His parents stood behind him in line, at first excited, then worried, then horrified, as the spanking machine whopped and dropped him. His mom said something to the robot in charge of the machine, but since it was doing its spanking in record time, the robot merely shrugged her off. Implement Holder– The implement holder on the side, where you clamp your spanking implements into. The width available to put an implement in, was a little smaller than I would have wanted. When I tried to put a Lexan cane in there, it wouldn’t fit because of the foam/rubber handle on the cane was a little wider in girth, than the opening of the clamp area. But I was able to remove the handle on the cane, and then the cane fit in quite easily.

Brad turned to his pal. ‘Gee, thanks Lucas! It wouldn’t be the same, but it means a lot to me.’ He smiled at his friend. Random Mode – This mode gives random swats, instead of just perfectly timed out swats. The thought being to simulate more of a real spanking, where swats can happen at various intervals.Well, the machine hit Nelly almost fifty times. She remembered crying out after the first few claps, because it was hitting her so hard. This wasn’t like any year before. Before, the machine had been far gentler. It understood that people had reasons for things. Those reasons may not always be righteous, but they were reasons, and it understood that. Now, it didn’t seem to understand anything aside from pain. When she was done being spanked, Nelly crawled off the platform and wept quietly in a dark corner of the venue. Next in line was Niles, and he was excited because he thought he really ought to be spanked a lot. He was concerned with getting spanked more than Nelly, because he liked her and wanted to prove to her that he could take more pain. Y’know, macho man stuff. This is in a picture agency's library but I have not been able to find out where it originally came from or what it is precisely. From the clothes of the boy being disciplined, it might be 1930s or 1940s but that is only a guess. The machine appears real, but it is hard to see from this picture quite how it works. One can make out what appears to be a small wooden paddle.

Another illustration from an English boys' school story. Not having the story itself to hand, I am not sure who the sinister hooded figures are supposed to be. Note the transition from birch in the previous example to cane here.Looking for info on KER K-3000, I discovered your excellent review. I can support your good points as well as the bad ones. Yes, it could well use mor than the 30% more power, but if you go over the full 5 minutes of the timer, you will feel it, especially with hard material as a wooden paddle. I have kept to the 100g rule for weight. But that does not really slow the machine and the impact is still acceptable. The price is a bit iffy, I can understand why it is where it is (because tools for plastic injection molding are REALLY expensive), but for what you get it feels a bit high.

Not as naughty as me,’ said Niles, who had indeed been very naughty. He murdered a homeless man. ‘I bet I get spanked at least ten times.’ Size– I love how compact this spanking machine is. It is just over 8 and a half inches tall, and just over 3 inches wide (not including the holding arm/base). Please note for a cheaper price some of these can be removed but they will diminish the benches capability) Electricity– As it comes from Spain, the electrical plug is natively the “Euro-plug”, but it comes with electrical adapters to plug into our US standard plug. Nothing difficult about putting the adapter onto the plug.

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Inventor Otto Tuchenhagen, with 80 patents already to his name, submitted this design to the German Patent Office, and it was written up at length in a perfectly serious magazine (title and date not yet to hand). He thought the reintroduction of judicial CP for young delinquents would save the taxpayer a lot of money on reformatories and prisons. His machine, of which he proposed installing 2,000 examples all over West Germany (as it then was), would deliver a judicial caning in a humane and consistent manner. Manual interface. The Hand Control is the brains behind the machine, featuring full-fledged well marked user controls that drive the on board computer. The Custom programming of one or more AUTO functions can be used to set the machine to do what ever you like, this can be used while your on the machine or by some one remotely while your on it, it has a long lead.

Wichita beat his head against the glass. Then he turned around and sunk onto the ground, holding his head in his hands. He couldn’t fathom returning – not without saying his piece first. But if he couldn’t even say it, then what? This video clip shows the inventor of a paddling machine testing his prototype on himself. The design is based on paddles that operate by gravity, which does not look to me as if it provides sufficient force to inflict a proper punishment.Given its size it’s pretty punchy, not quite what I was hoping for (I was really looking for something that could deliver on “six of the best” with a cane), but with the right choice of implement and orientation it does the job pretty effectively. Intensity Setting– So this has an intensity setting from “1” which is the minimum intensity, to “MAX” which is one step above the “10” setting. You simply push in and turn the dial to the desired intensity.